Band Bio

SEE TED.  

SEE TED SHRED.  

SEE TED SHRED HARD.

NUF SAID TED.

I mean. Look at that kid.  His sweet little face says it all.  "I'm here.  And I'm here to rock.  I'm wearing my favorite shirt and my lenses are large.  

Cait was raised mostly in Jamaica where she learned to sing & strut in order to put food on the table.  Generally referred to as "The Voice Of Her Generation" Cait's range is limitless and her driving is questionable.

Dis guy.  If we're being honest - it's not really fair.  Handsome, supremely talented, charming, knock out smile.  And he can dance.  We're glad he's on our team. 

This is Pablo.  He is our Forever Bass Player.  It took us a while to find him, and more time still to understand him.  But now he is ours, and ours alone.  Except for those other bands he's in we guess.  

No. It's not your eyes.  He's really that blurry. Meet our frontman.  A.K.A. Spoonman.   If Eddie Vedder and Chris Martin had a lovechild, Spoon would probably hang out with that weird little kid.  

This dude.  He's managed to do in 3 gigs what we could not do in almost 10 years.  WTF.  We think the picture speaks for itself.  

Our unsung hero.  If dirtyspoon was a loaf of bread - Judah would be the gluten.  Ironically, Judah maintains a strict gluten-free diet.  But we digress.  Suffice to say Judah is a true audio professional and tolerates us with grace and patience.